lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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lindsaychrist:

who the fuck wrote these lies

lindsaychrist:

who the fuck wrote these lies

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slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

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slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

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281,519 notes

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

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i-just-want-a-milkshake:

aliciaaadanielle:

bridgettenicole420:

arielxtremelyawesomemom:

forbidden-act-xx:

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

I’d have no self control around them..

Oh my lanta.

just torturing students and citizens

What the fuck

The substitute in the middle was in my school district and got kicked out for his safety…basically everyone found out he was hot and followed him. He’s a gay underwear model we found his website

*breathes heavily*

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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

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rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

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